cuban link

the best rapper ever!!! his raps are just words or wisdom. not like thet typical rap song. "oh im so hot and rich. all girls love me..."

Prison Wisdom.... one of cuban links songs

by Kelsey101010101010101010101010 June 21, 2008

Cuban Farmyard

The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard.

I really killed off my itchy butt hole but ended up with a cuban farmyard

by JellyDeise September 16, 2016

Cuban goodbye

Taking 45 minutes to leave a party as your Cuban spouse continues jabbering with her mother, her aunts, and her nieces.

Opposite of an Irish goodbye.

Every time I go to a party with Monkee in Miami, I spend 45 minutes in the driveway smoking my pipe as his espousa, Bertika, works the crowd in her Cuban goodbye.

by Sturgeons Rest September 17, 2015

cuban bonfire

when a guy sets the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts out the fire with his semen.

Tom: did you have a cuban bonfire with her?

Tim: oh yeah, her pubes were totally on fire.

Tom: you put it out, right?

Tim: yeah. my semen was all over the place!

by bob has goodies June 1, 2009

Cuban Smoke

When a girl farts in your face and you inhale it. Once the gas is in your mouth, you exhale it as you would smoking a cuban cigar.

If you have the latin spice you must say "que rigo" as you exhale.

Inhaling a girls smoke and making it your cuban. Making this your cuban smoke

by SenorBravo November 23, 2011

Cuban Domination

an annoying mesmer in a game called Guild Wars. Interupt, Diversion, Interupt, Diversion.

FFS Kill Cuban Domination.

by Squeaka April 26, 2010

The cuban bear

A man known as the Cuban bear is a mythical legend. Loves nothing more than a bottle of buckfast and going on a buzz.

Oh fuck the Cuban bear just downed a bottle of vodka and fell in the shower

by The Cuban bear February 22, 2020