Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

crying

what im doing right now

i miss him sooooooo much

by me April 29, 2005

Crying Mime

A pure who leads the clan ULTIMATUM.

Hey, It's Crying mime.. Ultimatum is the shit.

by Gentlemanlover April 9, 2009

crying eagle

When someone is sick and shitting at the same time

Oh no I just went to the toilet and didn't know whether to puke or shit, both came at the same time, both ends like a crying eagle

by seb fontaine November 3, 2013

Scream Crying

An intense, dramatic, and often ridiculous expression of emotion, where loud crying is punctuated by the occasional scream.

Rob: Christ. Desmond locked himself in the bathroom and is scream crying like a fucking idiot.

Desmond: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha haaaa....WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Doppelgangbanger July 3, 2014

Crying Starfish

When having sex in the "missionary position" the person on bottom simply flops down or over, with little or no enthusiasm, throws thier arms and legs open somewhat resembling a starfish then proceeds to cry or appear to be crying durring sex.

Tyrone asked Tequisha after watching a long movie if she wanted to participate in sexual intercourse, she sighed and said "I guess" and proceeded to the bedroom, threw herself on the bed, flopped her arms and legs open resembling a starfish and stayed in that position the entire time.
Every once in a while Tyrone would glance down and see Lequisha seem to be crying with anticipation that the end would be near.
After, Tyrone thought to himself, "wow that was like having sex with a crying starfish".

by Lola Low September 3, 2011

Crying

A woman's most basic, and most juvenile, of all her manipulations.

Kate started crying when she realized that David didn't believe any of her excuses.

by ssuave2010 November 2, 2010