by nicecranch January 20, 2020
When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.
by ShooLazers October 08, 2011
I busted my grandparents bumping crustys
by willevans1972 April 01, 2011
When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon
My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.
by Backdoor bacon February 03, 2018
When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.
"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"
by Sam Pant's Loose Vag January 08, 2016
To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
by I got you back February 08, 2009