crunchy jigsaw

Taking two bowls, one bowl consisting of honey and the other consisting of Grape Nuts. Dip your penis into the bowl of honey and then roll it into the Grape Nuts. You then insert your penis into a female's anus.

Me and my girlfriend had a wild night doing the crunchy jigsaw

by Big Kountry January 17, 2008

crunchy

Early 90's Middle/High school people used to say someone must feel crunchy after being dissed or feeling stupid or bad because they did something stupid. It's usually said after someone tries to look cool and then somehow they end up looking like a fool.

"Jimmy talked mad game about Lisa liking him, but today he said Hi to her and she completely ignored him. I bet he's feeling crunchy as a mofo right now."

"You ripped your pants! Ohhhhh!! Feelin' crunchy?"

After something embarrassing happens to your friend you say: "On a scale from 1-10 how crunchy do you feel?" or "Man you must be feeling crunchy" or "So crunchy.."

by juiceyjon January 5, 2015

Crunchy Girl

something that my mom called me when i called her a boomer, i think she meant granola girl but i went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

star-crunchy nigger

(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.

"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"

"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."

by Bustya Lipbitch September 25, 2007

Crunchyroll

Another word for an uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, I woulda fucked him, but I found out he had a crunchyroll so I left his ass."

by Prenroke August 25, 2018

Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020

Crunchy Childhood

A term coined by rich TikTok girls in order to avoid saying they are middle class. This 'crunchy childhood' involves private nursery, a trust fund, and an obnoxious nuclear family.

Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'

by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021