Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.

Look at that girl over there being Crumpty.

by Aayla T December 28, 2017

crumpitt

A non-gender specific first name given by parents who most likely hate their kid.

"Wow, I feel bad for Crumpitt."

by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018

crumice

CRUMICE (crum-iss) (n/insult) - a crusty person with split ends and hot breath.

I don't wanna be next to that crumice

That crumice is not my friend

by harpsgal July 5, 2018

Crumbshot

A picture of home made bread sliced in half.

"He took a great crumbshot."
"That's a great crumbshot picture."

by Scheidecker2 March 16, 2019

Tuna Crumpets

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.

Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...

by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009

Box crums

The left over debris on your shirt or jacket after making or working with boxes, usually at work. They tend to be quite difficult to get off.

Person A: "Hey man, do you like my new shirt??"
Person B: Yeah, it's sweet... mine just has box crums on it..."

by Americanhockey1 January 26, 2010