Crutching

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

crushing poon

A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.

Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing

by SJ2LA2NC September 19, 2013

Crushing the Cat

When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.

Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.

by Coletreezy September 3, 2009

Crushing Pussy

The act of having sex with a random girl.

I am going to be crushing pussy later tonight.

by T-Stan April 15, 2003

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crushing out

Those first few weeks when a couple can't get enough of eachother or when a person is engulfed with their crush on someone else and can think of nothing else.

Madison is crushing out on that boy. Those two have been crushing out for weeks.

by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 2, 2010

coughing

a) When someone acts or says something that figuratively makes you sick.

b) When someone is just wrong in general, often due to being an unpleasant or actively ignorant person.

Is pronounced like the word "coffin"

a) Person 1: *does something dumb*

Person 2: You mad coughing right now, my guy.

b) Person 1: "Hey, I'm new in town."

Person 2: "Stay away from Bob. He stays coughing and will ruin your life."

by Tha Brick is Hot April 22, 2020