dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

cheezit chopping

The think you do when your a dumbass hilljack

Who’s that? That’s cheezit chopping landon

by Mr.Hilljack November 16, 2019

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 23, 2021

choppin on

to like; have a crush; on someone.

Cory: "Soo, who are you choppin on these days?"
Matt: "Brianne."
Cory: "Cool."
Matt: "You know how I roll."

by stephfunny April 23, 2008

Choppin it up

When two people are beginning to flirt and crush on each other. They enter the 'talking' phase, which is when they're getting to know each other. The talking phase is similar to choppin it up. Basically it's the beginning of a possible relationship, or just two people who like each other and are becoming closer.

Lynn: Omg, the guy I met yesterday keeps flirting with me. You know Rafael? Yeah he wants to hang out.

Patricia: Oooooh Lynn you and Rafael choppin it up huh?

by SWAAAAG May 23, 2011

chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.

"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."

by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012