Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

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Cooking Class

A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing

You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!

Her: I can't wait, what is it?

You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.

by Jpdeasy813sy February 17, 2022

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Crokin • cooking • Corking • cookin • choking • choking the chicken • cronin • Croaking • Corking It • Crowing

trap cooking

Cooking while jamming to trap music, or cooking/making drugs.

Friend1 - "What are your doing?"
Friend 2 - "Oh I'm just trap cooking."

by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015

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Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

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THE BEST teacher ever but gives the worst projects that no one wants to do.
This man is smarter than Einstein. He also made a FORTUNE off of his business. He is the best dancer ever. HE ALSO MADE A FORTUNE.

I really don’t want to do Mr Cronin’s homework.

by Lit fam dab squad Wmwk October 13, 2019

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