Crippling Nicotine Addiction

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen

Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

chipping

it's the definition of "whats in" used in place of banging

ayo did you see the sneakers kevin had on yesterday? yea, they were chipping.

by CeeGramz November 30, 2009

Anal Crimping

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.

Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..

by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

cookie crisping it

performing the act of intercourse in the missionary position

also known as, sex, fucking, screwing, making love, getting your freak on

cookie crisping it all night long.

by switchup April 14, 2008

crimping

To have a wank and a poo at the same time

Fuck this im going crimping. fuck this im going for a crimp.

by Tony Tibbs December 2, 2007

Crimping

A form of lyrical scatting, rapping or singing, that is often abstract and devoid of actual subject, but sometimes has a unifying theme. Cheese, money, or sex could be an example of words exploited by the crimpers.

Crimping often thought to have been invented by "The Mighty Boosh" actually shows up much earlier in pop culture, in movies and television. One example is the 1988 memorable block buster "Big" feature Tom Hanks. The young Hanks Character and his freand, do a blatent display of crimping, much earlier than "The Boosh"

Josh and Billy Crimping: The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.

by Nabootique April 16, 2010

condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck April 3, 2009