Ouija and coyotes

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.

My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.

by Sidney-day September 25, 2022

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Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

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Coyote

The trailer park version of a cougar.

Damn that trailer park trash sure ain’t a cougar, she’s a coyote!

by DSklar May 29, 2022

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paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 26, 2021

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Coyote

A 5 liter modular V-8 engine made by Ford Motor company since 2011. This engine is very strong and reliable, usually making very high horsepower with very little supporting mods. The Coyote engine is used mainly in the GT mustangs from 2011 and up, as well as some F-150 trucks.

My coyote makes 700 horsepower.
Can a coyote out drag a hellcat?
Nice coyote you got there!
The coyote motor is a very strong and powerful engine.

by CadenS197 March 5, 2021

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