Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away

by Barkus98 February 16, 2022

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Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

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by SII NO SUU December 22, 2017

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Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods

I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while

by October 29, 2021

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When you place an elastic band around an erect penis and play a tune.

I wowed everyone at the party when I played smells like teen spirit on a cord recliner

by Evil_cat_lord April 14, 2021

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that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

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To reach an agreement after thorough use of an electric cord as a weapon to persuade a person.

I found him in bed with my wife and we reached a grace-a-cord.

by Africandy August 16, 2017

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