a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
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Patience: I'm sorry, but you just got cooped.
Patience: I'm sorry, but you just got cooped.
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They have decided to setup as a cooperative to pretend to care about the people - clear sign of coop-washing I am sure
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Get the Coop mug.A true blue rigalicious bussy cobba who's opps with Tug Schultz, Tim Schultz(LCK) and Eric Delanator. Med is known for feats such as walking on a injured foot, missing his Mrs.'s Hand, going on Keto like a demon and many more. if you run into Med make sure to diss his girl and call him bussy. Follow Meddy Beddy at cooper.m0_0 on tiktok
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