Coop: Tell em coop did it, who are you kiddin. You know I do this for a livin.
Patience: I'm sorry, but you just got cooped.
Patience: I'm sorry, but you just got cooped.
by McClaron August 11, 2021

by zombiecobblestone11 November 26, 2018

Person 1: ugh Sam literally yelled at me for something his girlfriend did...
Person 2: Then he's a Coop
Person 2: Then he's a Coop
by urmom.com72 March 10, 2022

coops gets no bitches
by demarcuscousins April 14, 2023

by Itellyouwhatitmeans May 14, 2020

Man of all trades.
Need the shit stains cleaned? Coops is ya man. No one in accounts? Coops to save the day! What about when the stacking is too high? Here comes Coops!
Need the shit stains cleaned? Coops is ya man. No one in accounts? Coops to save the day! What about when the stacking is too high? Here comes Coops!
by Muah Meave April 12, 2022

a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
by CrocodileClippers69 May 9, 2023
