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Cooped

When you get roasted in a rap battle by a black dike with cornrows and a ear ring.
Coop: Tell em coop did it, who are you kiddin. You know I do this for a livin.
Patience: I'm sorry, but you just got cooped.
by McClaron August 11, 2021
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coop

a gang of prepubescent males, dictated by a larger male
"Did you go to that party on Saturday night?"
"No, but I heard the coop showed up!"
by zombiecobblestone11 November 26, 2018
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Coop

a person who is pissed off easily and has serious anger issues
Person 1: ugh Sam literally yelled at me for something his girlfriend did...
Person 2: Then he's a Coop
by urmom.com72 March 10, 2022
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coops

a big fat black guy whose annoying and gets no bitches
by demarcuscousins April 14, 2023
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gosh darn chicken coop

The southern way of sayingoh shit
Daughter: hey mo- *spills coffee*

Mother: gosh darn chicken coop!
by Itellyouwhatitmeans May 14, 2020
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Coops

Man of all trades.

Need the shit stains cleaned? Coops is ya man. No one in accounts? Coops to save the day! What about when the stacking is too high? Here comes Coops!
Coops, can you wipte my arse for me?
by Muah Meave April 12, 2022
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sam coop

a sam coop is a man who has his willy held while urinating by his woman. typically a white male, the sam coop is rare species and is usually found before becoming the ultimate pussywhip. after defeat, the sam coop will have his life revolved around one woman, and will become invisible to the boys

Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently

friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
Friend 1: wheres sam coop been recently

friend 2: heard hes locked away with a lifetime sentence
friend 1: oh darn, what did he do
friend 3: he refused to be pussywhipped and have his willy held while weeing outside den 66
friend 1: what a shame, i haven't seen sam coop in atleast a year
friend 4: i'll always remember the times where I held his willy
friends 3: indeed, he wasnt just urinating either
by CrocodileClippers69 May 9, 2023
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