Asshole Convention

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.

I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.

by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011

comic convention

Where all the nerds hang out. Showcases video games, comics, manga, television.
And Star Trek

1) Im off to comicon in the scotty costume i knitted!

Im off to comic convention in the scotty costume i knitted!

by DaCakeMan September 15, 2013

Cuntnugget convention

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition

Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.

by Cuntnugget convention employee September 15, 2020

Hillary Connection

To have rlly shity wifi connection

Person 1: why did it take you so long to respond

Person 2: sorry I had Hillary Connection

by Horselover March 8, 2017

the mothership connection

1. the fourth album by the american funk band, parliament.

2. a northern californian funk-rock jam band formed in the early 21st century.

the new concept album by parliament is called 'the mothership connection.'

by UberGanz August 19, 2008

mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

Confection Oven

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.

Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!

by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009