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Consumer-psychosis

This effect concerns the inoculation of apathy elicited through consumerism that, in my Cooper Chee's hit short film, causes various customers to treat employees as instruments of labour rather than actual human beings.
....critique the vices of human empathy, most notably satirising the consumer-psychosis effect....
by Coneripper April 26, 2021
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boomer consumer

is another family friendly way to say covid 19 in your youtube videos
person 1:have you heard of the covi-
person 2: you mean boomer consumer?
person 1:why are you saying boomer consumer instead of covi-
person 2:is more family friendly
person 1:oh
by sheftyNP March 26, 2020
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Recruitment Consultant

1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.
recruitment consultant made the world a bad place.
by Vi July 7, 2003
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Consultanium

Consultanium - Is a substance typically excreted by all sorts of Consultants; is a transitional molecule. When expelled, it is a colorless, odorless gas. When enough of it is collected, it then forms into an amorphous solid, or nugget (of wisdom). However, when any sort of heat or pressure (or even a close look) is applied to the nugget, it evaporates quickly and returns into its vapid state. While colorless and odorless, Consultanium can have adverse affects on the client population if inhaled in mass quantities (or taken seriously). Affects range from General Skepticism, to Gastric Maladies (acute flatulence and belching). Many times it is assumed that the odor of Gastric Maladies is Consultanium, but this is incorrect as Consultanium itself is odorless and colorless.

See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").
That IT consultant dishes out all sorts of Consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system.
by AmitC. March 9, 2007
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the consumer nextbot

a nextbot in gmod that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself
guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod
by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022
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Post Consumption fragrance

To Fart, bust ass, blow wind, rip one, beefed.

Another way to say it Stinks like Shit!
Person A : What is that smell?
Person B : It Smells like Post Consumption fragrance
Person A : Somebody better make sure they did not shit their pants!

Man your ass smells like Post Consumption fragrance!

Your perfume smells like Post Consumption fragrance
by Tyrone WIlliams May 9, 2006
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conspicuous consumer

someone who purchases at locations for an underlying purpose of being seen. Buying the label not the look.
Someone who walks around with a Starbucks cup; Someone wearing a shirt with a very obvious logo (i.e.: ENYCE)

Mark is such a conspicuous consumer, look at his shirt.
by Amanda2008 April 9, 2008
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