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Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.
Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.
by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011
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Coffeefall

An event that occurs when you brew a pot of coffee, less the pot. The coffee creates a waterfall or coffeefall from the top of the brewer.

Epic coffeefall is when this event covers the countertop creating a shallow coffee lake now known as lake coffee, and then generates a second much larger fall on the cabinet faces or dishwasher.

Benefits from coffeefall vary: from the house smells like fresh coffee to the counter /and floors are spotless now.
This morning I had an EPIC coffeefall, but the house smells like fresh brewed coffee.”
by crazyonekid February 14, 2012
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Coffee Dodger

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.
"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."
by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012
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coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.
Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation
by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018
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cofeve

Cofeve is a term often used for a dick sucking faggot. Yes, I am in discord with you right now
YO!!!! COFEVE ADC!!! AP MAGES ARE BROKEN IN SEASON 11!!!
by Cofeve Lover 808 January 19, 2021
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pinecone coffee

Gin & Coffee (Pioneering Gin: Coldstream)
Kent just made the meanest cup of pinecone coffee i have....ever had.
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Bad Coffee

A webcomic about a mobster named Laura that works for her cousin, Will. Features zombie Hordes, emo kids, and ink splatters!
Bad Coffee is the ferrari of webcomics.
by worstie April 4, 2009
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