colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique

Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church

by JediMaster April 2, 2005

Clonely

When someone is both lonely and desires a clone. This could be of themselves, a pet or loved one. Cloneliness is not about wanting a dead person magically back and only applies to specifically wanting a clone.

Al: I'm so clonely.
Bob: Why?
Al: If I had some clones, we could each learn a different kung fu style and have some sweet free-for-alls.
Bob: Get help, dude. Seriously.

by Mr. Tofu July 14, 2010

colonol Ew'Kazy crazy

Something that reaches the realms of belief! Totally unbelievable.

Jim: Did you just see me make all the balls in the pockets off the break, while drinking a bear, talking on a cell phone, and putting out a sweet vibe?
Matt: Yeah, I guess!
Jim: That was colonol Ew'Kazy crazy.
Matt: huh?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!!!

by Lilrandom July 7, 2008

Colonelu'

gosu e.player

famos romanian e.player

by gigi marga June 3, 2003

coloneled

When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.

I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003

Colonese

The language spoken by one talking out their ass.

Bob: Did you get help from support with your computer problem?

Fred: No. They just gave me a bunch of Colonese...

by Schmax November 20, 2009