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college board 

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.
College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.

college board by kakakakakqueen October 23, 2005

college six pack 

Noun: A miscellaneous assortment of beers collected from a previous night or nights combined to create a unique, one-of-a-kind six pack.
Troy: Yooooooo! I found two Dos Equis, a natty, a keystone and two Stellas in the fridge for tonight.

Chad: That's #dope bruh, come through with that college six pack.

College board  

Created to ruin the lives of all high schoolers, especially in the United States of America. It is because of this website that many teens cannot live the life they want today.
E.g 1
Mom: You never reply ANY of my emails!
Teen: That's because 90% of them are FORWARDS from College board! You spam my inbox EVERYDAY!

E.g 2
Teen: I'm going to the mall to hang out with Kate!
Parent: Oh no, you don't! I just checked your SAT scores online College board and you are grounded for the next 4 weeks!
College board by CBhater August 1, 2008

college beard 

A beard that a male grows in college because he is fascinated with the fact he can grow facial hair. Often seen among those who consider themselves artistic or interested in the arts.
"Man, I was up visiting schools last week and I saw many college beards I thought I was hanging with some Orthodox Jews."
college beard by :) :) :) June 4, 2007

College Board 

A group of filthy monkey making hootchies that ruthlessly forces many students to give them monetary value in exchange for "elgibility."
The College Board took my baby away.
College Board by Pingy January 9, 2007

college basketball capital of the world 

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.