Coldplayed

When you get mugged by a prostitute after having sex while you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar yesterday coldplayed me

by Oonigooni July 29, 2025

Coldplay

When the prostitute mugs you after having sex and you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar last night totally coldplayed me.

by Oonigooni July 29, 2025

Coldplayed

Used for when you are caught having an affair on the kiss cam at a coldplay concert

Oh do I see my wife on the jumbotron, hes been coldplayed

by ksangeth July 31, 2025

Coldplayed

When a viral story gets traction and new memes are created. Especially if planned for viral attention. Named after the kiss cam ColdPlay concert video.

We were all ColdPlayed with the jeans advertising.

by TloOLou August 1, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public or during major events. Most likely in a Coldplay concert.

The cheating couple had just been coldplayed.

by Ivylicious August 17, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public or during major events.

“Yeah, Sandra was just Coldplayed.”
“He got coldplayed.”

by Ethelc August 22, 2025

coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.

The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.

by glubglubglubglub August 24, 2025