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Coldplayed

When you get mugged by a prostitute after having sex while you’re still naked
That girl I met at the bar yesterday coldplayed me
by Oonigooni July 29, 2025
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Coldplay

When the prostitute mugs you after having sex and you’re still naked
That girl I met at the bar last night totally coldplayed me.
by Oonigooni July 29, 2025
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