Definitions by Oonigooni

Coldplay 

When the prostitute mugs you after having sex and you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar last night totally coldplayed me.

Coldplay by Oonigooni July 29, 2025

Coldplayed 

When you get mugged by a prostitute after having sex while you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar yesterday coldplayed me

Coldplayed by Oonigooni July 29, 2025