certified poop nigga

A nigga that is certified poop

He is a certified poop nigga

by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022

Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.

John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.

by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023

diamond certified

When one's nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.

*gets splashed with cold water* I am now diamond certified.

by NotSikkiTephens December 12, 2013

Bi-certain

Someone's sexual orientation is without question bisexual.

If you ask me Billy's latest escapade cements that his Bi-certainty .

by ExcessWetness May 30, 2016

non-certified memelord

a self proclaimed memelord that failed to take the exam to be labeled as a true memelord

The non-certified memelord still thinks tide-pods are funny.

by TheRubberSponge May 20, 2018

YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.

This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!

by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020

sexual coercion

NOT REAL CONSENT.
when someone makes the other person scared to say no, or threatens them into saying yes.
reach out for help: rainn.org/resources

informational websites about coerced consent
healthline.com/health/sexual-coercion
uncp.edu/resources/title-ix-clery-compliance/sexual-misconduct/consent-and-coercion-discussed

examples of coerced consent which is rape:
"yo if u dont do this then im finna kill myself bro"
"fine, i guess u just dont love me"
"if u say no im gonna get my gang on u"
"if u dont i wont pay for ur mommas treatment"
examples of real consent:
person a:"yo do u wanna do this? if not thats fine!"
person b:"yeah of course!"
person a:"aii, sounds good!"

UGLY BITCH: "yeah i asked her 100 times and told her i was gonna kill her if she didnt fw me, i raw dogged her bro frfr"
AMAZING PERSON: "yo bro thats sexual coercion, go die in a hole you stanky trashy rapist ass hoe."

by bribri May 26, 2022