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Liquid Cocaine

Jagermeister and goldschlager. A drink so potent when buying both togeather the sales clerk asked if i was trying to kill myself.
by dmonney September 4, 2005
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cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.
dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache
by Kaemmer October 23, 2006
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Cocaine Tits

Referring to the deflated breasts of a female who abuses Cocaine. The appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the boob, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.

Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water
Him: So, bro. Did you tag that last night?!

His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...

Him: Why the long face, bro?

His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit

Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have

slammin rack

His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.

Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.

His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?

Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-

His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.

Him: That's straight fucked, bro.

His friend: Straight fucked.
by Federal Expression October 21, 2011
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Kentucky Cocaine

Born in the South, Kentucky Cocaine is the act of farting as a woman is giving you head. The wind from your fart fires up her nose just like a line of coke. This can be adopted by gay men as well, but that never happens in the South, now does it?
I was with this chick last night who said she liked to get freaky, so as she was going down on me I had the bitch do a line of Kentucky Cocaine.
by Derek Riordan January 11, 2009
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liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.
My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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pussy cocaine

meow. wanting more than sex and or sniffing cocaine of a babes clam shell.

no, the definition is evident.
"a kiss is rough but it aint enough, enoughs enough, i want some pussy cocaine" -tiger love
by dcluna October 21, 2010
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love is cocaine

Everyone thinks they need it to feel better, it's impossible to get, it costs a lot, you can never trust it, you feel different with it than anything else, it tears apart families, it's addictive, and once you start you need it desperatly to go on.
"I love you, I need you."
"Good. I'm going to lead you on until you're seeing your therapist every day."
"Baby, your love is cocaine."
"That's what I like to hear. MUAHAHAHA!!!!" *clubs baby seals*
by ilikecereal99494994 May 8, 2009
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