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Thad Collins

Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.
Thad Collins must stop hitting on freshman
by XxUnknowxX May 12, 2018
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Susan Collins

An alcoholic drink made by combining gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup topped with soda water and rohypnol
Ugh, last night this stranger bought me a Susan Collins at the bar!
by Politicaldissident October 6, 2018
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Susan Collins

n. A woman who feigns support for women's rights, but is ultimately only a servant to oppressors. Analog of "Uncle Tom."
Sarah Huckabee Sanders occupying such a prominent position may maker her seem like a champion of equal treatment for women, but she's only a Susan Collins.
by I.M.A. Pseudonym October 6, 2018
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Andrew Collins

He runs
Andrew Collins runs like a yaris
by Maeveomahoney December 2, 2018
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Dr Collins

The world famous drummer doctor collins

Also an absolute unit
by Lord lasagna February 6, 2020
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Conor Collins

The biggest loser you’ve ever met in your life. You’d rather shove a nail down the hole of your cock than be in the same room as him. Also, he kind of smells like shit, similar to a tampon that was up an obese woman’s cooch for so long it dried up and fell out, only to get picked up by a homeless man so he could wipe his ass with it after shitting on the sidewalk.
“Conor collins smells like a dirty mitt”
by Mittman27 May 14, 2020
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Nathan collins

If you know a nathan collins he is probably the gay3st human being you know and is more than likely ginger . When on a xbox party in lockdown he randomly turns into a road man at different points .
Omg look at nathan collins hes holding a knife.
by jack Kennedy May 24, 2020
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