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Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning
Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere
by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018
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National bong cleaning day

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”
by SophKail October 13, 2021
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tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010
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throat clearing

to disavow someone or something before defending that same thing, often done before playing the role of "devil's advocate"
Hitler was a terrible, awful, despicable, cruel, dastardly person but he had some pretty good ideas.

We get it, no need for so much throat clearing.
by Jay Bulls February 21, 2018
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cleaning house

When the head of a sex trafficking ring has the low-hanging fruit/snitches killed.
On Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Season 16 Episode 1, half way through their main witnesses are being killed and Fin says "someone is cleaning house"
by yassgirl June 5, 2017
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Cleansing

Taking a laxative with any form of spicy food.
Man: I'm cleansing this weekend so don't clean the toilet.
by Scabbeth June 5, 2017
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Spring Cleaning

When a guy licks a girls anus while she's sitting on his face. Normally directly after a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. Normally can be a man or woman doing the cleaning usually also involves eating of the feces.
by Jabooty in Mehico January 18, 2017
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