Clappertrap

Bleats of wounded outrage in a tone of arrogant moral superiority from those who have trashed our civil liberties.

Named for James Clapper, head of NSA.

"The President says we weren't informed that our phone records were secretly being turned over to the FBI because we didn't need to know."

"What utter Clappertrap."

by al-in-chgo June 7, 2013

Clapped Fish

Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!

These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!

Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"

Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"

by Dizzi_Gilbert January 28, 2020

crapper clapper

A man who, while performing anal sex, smacks the ballsack against the ass making a clapping sound.

Mike has huge balls. He is a crapper clapper.

by Crapper clapper December 20, 2016

Tommy Cheek Clapper

A small red headed man who is very hairy and does not where any clothes and when you are least expecting it, will hop out of the bushes, tear off ur clothes, put you in downward dog and then put his hands between ur ass cheeks and clap for 25 seconds and then finish it off by putting his pinky in ur ass while seeing if ur taint is ticklish.

Did you here about james? “No, what happened?!?!” , he was attacked by Tommy Cheek Clapper

by Tommy Cheek Clapper February 6, 2019

clapped

a shorter way of saying getting fucked in the ass. (refering to the sound it makes).

"dude i fuckin clapped evan in fortnite the other day."
"i clapped this girl so hard last night."
"this math homework's clapping me."

by taro zzz January 16, 2019

Clapped

To be bent over and screwed in the butthole, with your butt cheeks slapping against someone’s ball sack sounding like someone is clapping.

Damn dude, that girl got clapped so hard.

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

clapwagon

A clapped out, ragged out, ghetto ass, ziptie mafia, no muffler havin, duct tape special, Rod flinging, Fast and sketchy ass car or truck. Usually the shittiest or coolest whip on the block. Straight ogs drive these fuckin sleepers

You ever rode in sheets’s Clapwagon headass accord. Nah i heard that hoe can scoot tho.

by uramax_boy November 1, 2019