clam chowder

Clam chowder is the most common soup that guys will jizz into so females will gobble up their semen.

(phone conversation) Yo man you gots to be heading over hur fosho dawg, I just shot this considerable size load into my gurls clam chowder. If you come over in time you could watch her gobble it up. ooooh, I'm already getting aroused just thinking about it. HAHAHAHAHA that stupid bitch won't even realize that she is eating my semen. This is a good joke, some might even say rich. Oh man I just tinkled a little bit thinking of how funny this is, I swear she is a fucking tard.

by the st3 October 17, 2005

chowder mouth

A person that regulary performs oral on the female sex organ.

The girls of t.A.T.y. told the public that they were chowder mouths.

by V e r o n i c a May 30, 2006

chozzer

A bone on the inside of your elbow.

"I just hit my chozzer on that table."

by Chris Mitchelleg July 14, 2006

Bag Chowder

Jizz, Sperm, Man Hood, Another slang for jizz filled Testicles.

Jackson was pleasuring himself and blew some Bag Chowder on the magazine.

Willie's Bag Chowder is ready to blow at any moment

by Z Man Cameth May 30, 2006

Dick chowder

The thick, lumpy, creamy and sometimes smelly seminal fluid that leaks out of the anus after anal sex. Homosexual's usually enjoy the slurping of their own dick chowderout of their partners anus.

After Ashlin ejaculated in Calvin's anus, Ashlin used a spoon to eat his dick chowder leaking from Calvin's anus.

by I H8 Homo's!!!! August 4, 2006

Chowder Snatch

The action of filling a female's snatch full of chowder - including corn chowder, seafood chowder, or any other chowder you can think of - and eating her out.

Johnny's dad gave me the greatest chowder snatch last night. It was so great! I could smell the clams!

by chowderusnuttius May 16, 2008

Chowser

The creepy guy who leaves kiss-assy comments on social networking sites for girls he doesn't even know.

Secretly hopes it will lead to a friendship or something romantic.

Girl 1 : Yo, who's that guy who keeps writing on your facebook wall?

Girl 2: I don't even know him.

Girl. What a fuckin' Chowser.

by AintNoChowzaa January 8, 2008