Squeeze Chili

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“Oh shit Bro!...move...MOVE NOW!...where’s the bathroom? I gotta Squeeze Chili!”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

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chili giggles

1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.

2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from

an impromptu shitty fart.

Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.

The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.

That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.

by Freyjawired July 3, 2017

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venison chili

The most vile and extreme form of diarrhea, typically occurring after high fatty meals and excessive beer consumption.

Dude, that party was so crazy last night that I had venison chili for breakfast this morning.

by PharmRx14 March 19, 2014

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Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 4, 2016

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chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011

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