chest salad

when you show off the hair on your chest by wearing a low cut "V" neck or a shirt that you can undo buttons. Making it easy for the hair to be seen and touched.

look a Jim's chest salad, he is really tossing her today.

by braydy February 14, 2012

Chest Jellies

Kool name for Boobs!!

"Woah, Look at the size of her chest jellies"

by *_Moomin_* April 17, 2008

chest tennis

The act of taking a poop on you partners chest, then beating it in with a tennis racket. very kinky.

After i hooked up with that bitch, she was getting on my nerves, so i played so chest tennis

by bosun a May 24, 2010

chest wiskers

the plural of chest snakes, it is a bushy patch of hair on the breast that is of unusually large length and girth

dude, she has more chest wiskers then i do on my face.

by ilovechestsnakes March 1, 2009

Chest Disease

The strongest, most painful disease ever known. Confirmed to be a "sister disease" to foxtrot. Leaves no mark of illness for autopsies to confirm. Founded By Chief Grand Cherokee and Basketball Face. It is contracted by driving a Dodge. The only two known cures for chest disease are chest disease pills supplied by codename: Demon Shark who refuses to sell his discovery. The second cure is by growing a starky beard. This causes the chest disease to be blasted out the chest of the diseased individual. Only known symptom is massive chest pain. Chest disease can be prevented by driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee (Chief Grand Cherokee aided in the development of this particular machine). Tony Stark, Solid Snake, and Kakarot are the only known survivors of chest disease.

Udon: Chimichanga!!!
Weasel: Ah damn! Shouldn't have driven that Dodge. Good thing I have these chest disease pills..... muthafuckin fish food?! Ah damn!
Demon Shark: Now I'll have some fish food that I couldn't have possibly mixed up with the chest disease pills... uh oh... fucked up desu ne!
Note: Names have been edited for personal privacy

by Nicholas Piper AKA Lord Biron October 7, 2008

Chest Cold

The definition of a girl who stuffs her bra.
Originally, girls would use toilet paper or tissues, hence the term "Chest Cold".

GUY:Janet has a pretty big chest
FRIEND: Please, she has a total chest cold.

by EvilTrumpsGood August 18, 2008

Chest Pump

The act of stabbing some one in the chest and then fucking the hole you just made.

Dude I totally chest pumped this girl at the bar

I think she died after i chest pumped her

by ZEUS July 13, 2012