a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.
look at her in her chelsea tractor.
by col January 22, 2005
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An English football team in the Premier League whose primary color is blue. Founded in 1905, Chelsea won their first league title in 1955, and their first Premier League title in 2005. Chelsea is based in West London, specifically Fulham Road which is where their stadium, Stamford Bridge, is located. Chelsea's greatest match in history was on May 19, 2012, when they came from behind to beat Bayern Munich on penalties in Munich, Germany to win the 2012 UEFA Champions League. Their all-time leading goal-scorer is Frank Lampard with 211 goals.

Chelsea fans tend to be very cocky (as all big six Premier League fans are), but are still very loyal. Many people would say their biggest rival is Tottenham Hotspur. Others would say Arsenal. They are the fifth English team to hoist the Champions League trophy and the first from London.
Ico: Why do you guys always wear that shirt?
Aidan: Because We're huge Chelsea FC fans
Parker: Up the Chels
by Donkey AIDS December 29, 2021
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(n.) the kind of kisses that are so soft you can barely feel them, but once they're over, you feel like snuggling. aka---absolute perfection
by chiasmilez April 8, 2008
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noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..
environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.
by master ace October 20, 2005
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Self proclaimed 'fans' who have only started watching Chelsea since 2003.
'Loyal and proud Chelsea fan, since 2003.'
by Bradenov Logić August 26, 2015
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A professional Premier League club positioned in London, the home team color is blue. A successful team. Their fans are some of the most cockiest people on earth.
I respect Chelsea FC but many of their fans are disgusting.
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A pun on "Britney Spears" used by a Burlesque dancer, and the inspiration for the smash Fratellis hit of the same name.
"Chelsea Dagger is a cracking tune!"
by solarhippie July 10, 2009
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