Hot Cheeto

When a guy has sex with a girl whose on her period and isnt told. And when he pulls out his dick is bloody.

Did you hear Matt got a Hot Cheeto from Kelsey.

by Kejoko August 25, 2013

cheeto eater

Fat lazy person that sits on there ass eating Cheetos collecting welfare.

"I hate house niggers dad they make more money than i do off my taxes."
Dad- "don't say nigger son there just a fuckin Cheeto eater".

by siccntired repairman April 10, 2013

hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

cheeto the cat

Shane Dawson's Cat

I didnt fuck my cat. I didnt cum on my cat. I didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats including cheeto the cat.

by Pee pee headddd April 5, 2019

Cheeto Pie

When you bang a girl with Cheeto dust in her vag, cream pie her, then finger out the concoction for her to eat off your fingers.

Dude1: “Bro, did she really let you Cheeto Pie her last night?”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”

by DrunkMonkeyDude October 4, 2020

Vaccinated cheeto

Vaccinated cheeto is a alternative word for: poggers (Really cool) and/or "Pretty epic!"
(The opposite of diseased dorito.)

"Bruh, you do be pretty vaccinated cheeto rn."-Joel Bingle
"Vaccinated cheeto's are really epic!"-Geroldson Fingleburg

by PepsiCHEESE October 21, 2021

Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018