charitable celebrity

basically an oxymoron: someone who goes on tv and does "good, generous" things in front of the whole US, exactly the opposite of how it should be done.

charitable celebrity:Bono, Angelina Jolie

by Mimono December 2, 2010

cartardo

A very honest and funny guy who spends his free time with his finger up his nose.

There’s Cartardo!

by Bubbagump0913 May 26, 2018

Cartard

A person who is named carter but acts like a complete retard

why is that guy acting like that ?
He's just cartard you'll get used to him.

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person named carter that acts like a complete retard

what is carters problem? Why is she having flashbacks?
That's just what cartard does

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

Cartard

A person whose name is carter but he acts like a total retard,some may think he has tourettes, some may think he is weird, But most people know he's just cartard.

(person 1)Who is that?

(person2)Oh him, his name is Carter we call him Cartard.
(person 1)why?
(person 2) Give him anything pointy and you'll see why .

by kunta cuntay April 11, 2019

chairizard

charizard but you can sit on there without being burned

"You may sit on your chairizard" Teacher said.

by GD Shu July 29, 2020

Charitied

When you finally meet a friend you befriended on Xbox and tongue punch his sister-in-law (etc.,!)

I drove to Rhode Island last week and Charitied my friend.

by kjangles February 24, 2021