When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.
Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"
FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"
Chris - "Yeah"
FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"
Chris - "Yeah"
by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 06, 2007
When a male masturbates and puts his thumb over his bell-end just as he ejaculates to get a pressure build up in his urethra that can then be sprayed just like champagne out a bottle.
by MikeyNiv July 20, 2009
A classy term for a pregame get together before a ball, dance, or banquet. Most commonly before highschool proms, teens will get together at ones house to partake in getting intoxicated off of alcohol (champagne ussually for the special event) and/or marijuana.
Hey stacey, if you're trying to have a lit time at prom come to my champagne party at my house. The dance starts at seven so be at my place at 5 ;)
by Yunglegend720 May 02, 2018
Another way of saying Cider.
tramp being a chav or a poor person, and champagne takin the mick out of what they use to celebrate.
tramp being a chav or a poor person, and champagne takin the mick out of what they use to celebrate.
Chav/Tramp 1: EY! my missus dropped her 9th kid today!
Chav/Tramp 2: wheeey crack out the cider!
Onlooker: Ugh, those chavs and their bloody Tramp Champagne!
Chav/Tramp 2: wheeey crack out the cider!
Onlooker: Ugh, those chavs and their bloody Tramp Champagne!
by LOLTRAMPCHAMPAGNE December 30, 2010
Try this trick to dismiss your opponent's arguments without listening to them. Especially effective against people who can afford a better phone than you or those who sometimes indulge in luxuries. This ad hominem attack is sure to nullify even the most well thought-out argument for wealth distribution.
Say the person you're talking to is arguing for more economic equality but they haven't given all their money away? Champagne socialist.
What if they're explaining the purpose of unions but you're getting a bit bored of performing mental gymnastics? Champagne socialist.
Now if they're trying to tell you that there are reasons some people can't work that aren't laziness? Champagne socialist.
Try it today, and if they call you out on it, try calling them a closed-minded virtue signalling hypocrite. Then when they get tired of talking to you because you're beyond help, you are free to proclaim victory and can continue to feel smug about supporting the broken system you were indoctrinated to believe in.
Say the person you're talking to is arguing for more economic equality but they haven't given all their money away? Champagne socialist.
What if they're explaining the purpose of unions but you're getting a bit bored of performing mental gymnastics? Champagne socialist.
Now if they're trying to tell you that there are reasons some people can't work that aren't laziness? Champagne socialist.
Try it today, and if they call you out on it, try calling them a closed-minded virtue signalling hypocrite. Then when they get tired of talking to you because you're beyond help, you are free to proclaim victory and can continue to feel smug about supporting the broken system you were indoctrinated to believe in.
So, you want unemployed people not to die from easily treatable health problems, but you won't even sell your house and live as a hermit in the woods to make it happen; could you even be more of a champagne socialist?
by FantasticHairline99 April 25, 2018
Best of the ugly girls. Average looking women with no class that get dressed up and strut their stuff where there's no competition.
by Richie D December 24, 2007
Not affiliated or related to rap artist Drake. The Champagne Papi in context, is when a man dips his penis into Champagne before receiving oral sex or engaging in vaginal penetration.
"Justin wanted to spice up his love life, so he decided tonight was the night he was going to give his girl the champagne Papi."
by Torres Sigler October 12, 2017