Christmas 

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.

Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents”
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”

Christmas by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021

Christmas 

A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.

"It's Christmas John!"
"Is the fat man coming?"

Christmas by violet_frogg December 2, 2020

christmas 

the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.

HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS

christmas by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020

Christmas 

Best person in the world

Christmas is the best.

Christmas by cheetuofficial March 19, 2021

Christmas 

Christmas is the accumulation of every special day, extraordinary feeling, and unforgettable moment. Combined, every Time you see her. It’s always on the best day, your vibe instantly peaks. And the eyes you only have for her, light up in a rare glow. She’s the most beautiful person you’ll ever know. 3 + 2 + 6.

Christmas is one of a kind. Her presence is a blessing. For real.

Christmas by E1even July 13, 2021

Christmas 

Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.

Christmas is my favorite time of year.

Christmas by Millao August 14, 2021

christmas 

george floyde

merry christmas george floyde , rest in peace my guy

christmas by Lovelife94 October 19, 2021