caked

crazy baked

holy fuck im caked

by MODIXFOMOCHIX June 7, 2009

corked

When someone get's messed with either phisically or emotionally in a humerous way that does not harm or insult the person that was "corked".

Person One: Dude, He got corked by that kid over there.

Person Two: Oh man, by who!?

Person One: By Chris Smith, he tried to make fun of him but couldn't.

by Terrence May 26, 2004

Corked bat

An erection made hard with the help of Viagra. You can be drunk and full of pills and still fuck if you are swingib with a corked bat

I was fucked up drunk and on percocets but I could still lay pipe cause I was swinging with a corked bat.

by Jacky Treehorn June 16, 2003

Cacked

1) adj. when an object becomes severely damaged
2) adj. when a human becomes extremely injured by way of drinking or other substance enhanced state
3) adj. when a situation becomes intolerable

Man Simko was really Cacked when he broke ripped the door off the bathroom stall. The whole stall is completely Cacked dude.

by The Smiling Bandit March 2, 2005

caked

to get hit across the face as you would when you cake somebody.

"swear i dont like him son im about to cake him"
person 1:you just got knocked out!
person 2:why?
person 1:he just caked you!

by don yo February 17, 2008

caked up

High, Blazed, under the influence of trees.

Quoted from Young L: "I'm eaither making beats, or im caked up, I just gotta keep it lit"

I was so caked up on that puple.

by SLEEPi December 6, 2007

Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

by pleasedont July 14, 2009