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Cardboardia

Cardboardia is the spiffiest forum ((*cough* Cult.)) ever. It was made for a place to talk about The Pencil Show and ask stolen Lord of the Rings characters questions. It's predecesors were the Green Pub and the EzBoard Pub. The members are extremely close and incredibly insane. Fanboys are an endangered species, thus there is Immortality Spray in CBia (abbr. for Cardboardia). *glomp*

*subliminal message* Buy tprte or Kyo will eat your firstborn child!
*flyingtackleglompswitha24hourfireworksdisplay*

"You may now... kiss the bridge!"

Chris Podima: Mmm...white wine.

Random CBian: Keru makes pie.
Keru Yakawashi: ¬_¬ I don't make pie.

Fire: Three arms, triple the pleasure!

Galadriel: *flies in* Would you like some cheese? *flies out*
by Fire January 24, 2004
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hardboard guitar

A cardboard guitar, used for air guitar purposes. Robin Yeatman was the first to ever make and "play" a hardboard guitar in the late 70's, inside the Heavy Metal club "The Soundhouse" in London. The guitar's are fashioned to look like a lead guitarist's instrument.
Charlie plays an amazaing hardboard guitar!
by sixcopies August 16, 2006
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cardtard

A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Karen').
by T. Henderson December 31, 2008
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Cardboardia

Cardboardia is THE SPIFFIEST PLACE EVER.
I want to snog Cardboardia.
by Xylia February 22, 2004
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indian cardboardbox

A Sex Position Where the man goes in a ball shape and tries to go up the females rectum or vagina often ending up with the female in a cardboardbox and a male screaming "aiaiaia india bakakakaka"
Dylan= Yo bro i heard tom done the indian cardboardbox to someone last night bro
Bob=BROOOO THATS EPIC DUDE DID HE FIT UP THERE
Dylan= No he only managed to get half his head up there
by Phat Gravy May 31, 2019
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cardboardfox

Notorious SPEED HAXXOR got pwnt in one video

note See Speed Hacks
Omg Wtf cardboardfox is teh speedhaxxing WTFLOL
by Tony Danzas July 24, 2006
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Cardboardanno

Cardboardanno - A Cardboard Piano, A Piano made of Cardboard.
A Cardboard Piano is silent.

Some folk mistakenly believe practising on a cardboardanno to be the first step on the rung to achieving Concert Pianist status.

Believed by some to be a usefull tool in fingering excercises.

The Manufacture of Cardboardannos contribute to the destruction of the rain forest.
As usefull as a Cardboardanno.

Stop playing that Cardboardanno so loudly you dick.

She spent all day fingering her Cardboardanno.

Customs will not let you in with that cardboardanno on you.

He gave up air guitar for the Cardboardanno.

Play the Cardboardanno then, see if I care.
by Newmelodics October 1, 2011
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