Canned Carrots

This is what you say when you find something extremely funny and/or hilarious.

“Guess what Josh?” “What Chris?” “Chicken Butt!” “Bruhh, canned carrots!”

by Theodore Foreskin March 27, 2026

Canner

Word: Canner 😏
(Unofficial, Surina-dictionary edition)

A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.

Mahesh: "Let's speak around 10 pm?"

(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)

“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever

“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.

Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.

by SurMesh November 3, 2025

poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 8, 2010

tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face

He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom

by Klegraefe February 28, 2015

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

The Cannaholic Community

Best discord server for the married iguanas and gaming

“Man the cannaholic community is the best server around”

by mercy..theccc May 10, 2022

hall of canner

A person who always has to help there boy Kayne step up to be a dad or someone who his the leader of the group,

For example Scotty an Azza are tiny but Josh is a hall of canner

by Hall of canner September 29, 2023