Calm Your Hype

Calm your hype is another way of saying the commonly used "Jam your hype" When somebody is going on sick you can say calm your hype as a gangster way of sayin chill out

"YOO BLUDD U WANNA GO FUK DAH GUY OVER THERE UP PUSSYOLE SHANK HIM RYT NOW YEH"

"OII CALM YOUR HYPE MAN!"

by S H A F S K I January 28, 2009

calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.

Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco

by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009

calm the dick down

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

Callum Davies

A massive chode. There are rare glimpses of decency but they are all shredded by his annoying ass personality. Slutty ugly prick whos sister is a DUCK

Is that Callum Davies.

No thats a tree

by JamBeruFTW February 14, 2015

Callum delamare

Sexy beast 6’7 alpha beasts through anything will do your dirty work if you know what I mean ;)

Is anything you want him to be including a claw machine.
He will only be able come over if you have new sheets at the ready.
Amazing kisser leaving you with stars.

I really want to have sex with Callum delamare

by Wehateconnor December 6, 2019

Callum Haughey

#Chantelleseggs 💕 #artist 🧑 🎨 #contentcreator 🤴 #tiktoker 💋 #youtuber 👾 #musicproducer 🎵 #instagramfashion 🧢 #vloger 👽 #impersonator 💅

Callum Haughey is also known as chantelle seggs across tiktok as he impersonates the different characters in Society

Accounts based across social media such as

Tiktok,instagram,google,Twitter,YouTube

Callum Haughey is an impersonator on tiktok who plays the role of Chantelle seggs

by Labelthem365 June 17, 2021

Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023