John Gallagher III

He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall

Bro is that a nuclear bomb or is that just John Gallagher III's asscheeks

by IsBadAtMath November 6, 2023

Conor Callaghan

gigachad

Conor Callaghan is as hot as the earth’s inner core

by 薄荷朱古力菠蘿炒飯 November 21, 2023

Conor Gallagher

Conor Gallagher. He just scored a double to secure a comeback win vs his old club crystal palace. He is one of Chelsea's captains and an academy player. He wears the number 23 and plays as a box to box midfielder. His pressing is insane however some fake Chelsea fans (young kippa) think he only runs around like a chicken. Stupid. Gallagher scored his first 23/24 goal vs Villa at villa park to open the scoring ina 3-1 win for Chelsea. He then scored a double in the following game with a goal in the 91st minute to make it 2-1 to Chelsea. A common criticism of Conor is that he takes too many touches and doesn't like to give the ball to teammates which isn't true most of the time. He's clear of every other English midfielder other than Cold Palmer

Person 1: Bro Conor Gallagher is cracked
Person 2: You're right.

by MamaHuevoJoño February 13, 2024

Rory Gallagher

An Irish blues musician, commonly known as "The greatest guitarist you've never heard of" due to the lack of commercial success he experienced during his brief lifetime, despite his immense talent and easily recognizable style.

"I don't know, why don't you ask Rory Gallagher?" - Jimi Hendrix, when asked what it's like being the greatest guitarist of all time (he didn't actually say that though)

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 29, 2024

ruby gallagher

A ranga:
Mila is her Favourite

Ruby Gallagher is very kind hearted

by anonymous June 23, 2024

Dirty Callaghan

When you beat the shit out of the nearest lobster shack with a half filled frozen shit balloon.

I heard John hit that local orphanage with a Dirty Callaghan

by terramungamine March 20, 2025

Dirty Callaghan

dipping your toes in nacho cheese after reading about the will incident on the 14th of february, then riding a midget sized gnome with a flared base, but the base snaps off and you get dipped into hot sauce.

harry really pulled a dirty callaghan last night

by terramungamine March 25, 2025