slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

the streets call me

every soundcloud rapper has "the streets call me ____"

but jah can use it :P

the streets call me young dagger dick, thats my handle !!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan September 10, 2022

When you call me at 3 in the morning

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺

I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023