The Cricket

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.

by Unpalpable March 5, 2009

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 4, 2005

Cricket Killers

The ultra-pointy boots worn by Mexican's. They are so pointy they can smash a cricket in the corner. Often made of exotic skins from sharks, ostrich, or alligator. Sometimes their made of leather dyed in all the colors of the Mexican flag. Ole!

Check out the cricket killers on that beaner!

by Ms Ann Thrope June 19, 2011

Moon Cricket

Naggers...

Them moon crickets always walk in the middle of the road and dare you to hit them.

by WillieBanger August 18, 2018

cricket hugger

A woman, usually white, who prefers to have sex with african americans (moon crickets).

I just saw Suzy at Kennedy Fried Chicken with Jamal. She is a filthy cricket hugger

by snickelfitch August 8, 2008

moon cricket

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

cricket

A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.

by Bigrattus June 12, 2003