by John Spurlock May 13, 2005

Any girl who thinks that having a nice pair of boots and a Simply Southern shirt makes them 'country'. Will also suck off any guy with a lifted truck or SUV.
by crazycalwil September 14, 2019

A person who is obsessed with or knows everything about cricket. A person who lives and breathes the sport of cricket.
by cricketnuffie September 16, 2013

A lot cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious prostitute who walks the lot of a truck stop. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop around a lot.
As I pulled my big rig into the truck stop I noticed the parking lot was full of lot crickets, it's going to be a fun night!
by walkerskyranch November 29, 2012

by -burntromances May 1, 2022

"When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
by MemphisTees February 21, 2011

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
