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Coronavirus shot 

A shot consisting of 0.5 ounces of silver tequila, 0.5 ounces of Jager and 0.5 ounces of Rumple Minze.
Hey sexy lady, give me that coronavirus shot!

Hey everyone! The next rounds on me. Coronavirus shots for everyone!

The coronavirus shot gave me the worst hangover of my life!
Coronavirus shot by Dereleek March 12, 2020

Coronavirus poser 

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

Coronavirus 

The action of ejaculating inside your sexual partner.
Did you just cum in me?!
Yeah I did a coronavirus cause I shouldn’t come outside.

Coming outside will make a mess, so I pulled a coronavirus.
Coronavirus by Just_Sick March 26, 2020

Coronavirus 

The virus that will make Donald Trump america's president another 4 year.
Donald: All spanish people will die from the virus that come from beer.
Spanish people: Vote for Donald and buy 708677 pounds of toilet paper.
China: We never had so much money from a coronavirus.

coronavirus 

once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper
johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus
coronavirus by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020

Coronavirus 

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.
Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.
Coronavirus by smertyponts April 10, 2020