congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

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congeats

What people say when you land in a plane while eating

“I landed”
“Congeats”

by Nottheman March 21, 2023

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Celebratory phrase used in situations of accomplishment in recognition of an acquaintance, friend, or family member whom has otherwise been “down in the dumps”…such as with homelessness, unemployment, and/or a sexually transmitted itchy rash.

Congratklarions on the new job, Geoffrey! Now, perhaps, you can avoid a tent-city life of begging for adequate rash meds.

by Jakeson A. May 11, 2023

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congratklarions

Celebratory phrase used in situations of accomplishment in recognition of an acquaintance, friend, or family member whom has otherwise been “down in the dumps”…such as with homelessness, unemployment, and/or a sexually transmitted itchy rash.

Congratklarions on the new job, Geoffrey! Now, perhaps, you can avoid a tent-city life of begging for adequate rash meds.

by Jakeson A. May 11, 2023

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congratulationality

A symptom which significantility causes Stage II cancer, IRS coming after you, and increases chances of a rare lightning strike.

Doctor: Congratulations! You have congratulationality!
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

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