Commander shepard

Commander shepard is an epic character from mass effect, so epic that seeing him makes you go pawg

Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound

by Potato master420 April 16, 2021

Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?

by Blaze March 5, 2004

Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.

Kanan is the clout commander.

by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018

11th Commandment

this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.

wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!

by long live the FSM January 15, 2008

cock commander

A female who forces her boyfriend to constantly do things for her.

I don't have to make you breakfast in bed for you every day Jane! Stop being such a cock commander!

by Haxsoar June 23, 2008

fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010