colitas

A wonderful pine smelling canabis that is grown in the mountains of Northern California. When smoked it gives the warm smell of christmas trees. The buds are long and very clean. Some of the best weed I have ever had the pleasure of smoking. It had a very strong level of THC and gave a powerful buzz. Back in "78" it was a hot comodity don't even know if it is still around.

Eagles tune "Hotel California" On a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair. Warm smell of "Colitas" rising up through the air.

by BigbbbbB June 12, 2006

coitus

The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud.

Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.

by GONZO! July 28, 2008

post-coitus

1.The time period right after ejaculation into a female.

Guy 1: Last night, I skeeted on Mayra after 5 minutes.
Guy 2: Aww shit dude
Guy 1: Man, that was the longest post-coitus silence ever!

by vote_4_pedro987 December 28, 2005

Comet Hale-Bopp

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.

Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008

elmo cometh

One who is very poor in bed and or constantly prematurely ejaculates during sex

Billy Bob is such an elmo cometh when he's drunk.

by Bombsauce June 14, 2008

coitus

A sciency-sounding word for SECKSSS. Sheldon Cooper from the show The Big Bang Theory often replaces the word "sex" with "coitus".

Penny, did you engage in coitus with Leonard last night?

I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!!

by trajiniqa September 4, 2012

comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name is a mystery.

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy

by person yo-yo December 22, 2003