Coldplayed

When you get mugged by a prostitute after having sex while you’re still naked

That girl I met at the bar yesterday coldplayed me

by Oonigooni July 29, 2025

Coldplayed

A modern slang term for when someone is outed for being deceitful or unfaithful, often during a public event or significant moment

Did you see Jake & Orla getting Coldplayed last night? His wife is gonna be raging!!

by SpencerTheCocker77 July 19, 2025

Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

coldplayed

Getting exposed cheating at a major concert. Double points if it's called out by the artist/band. Triple points if it's called out by the band Coldplay.

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was coldplayed with Kristin Cabot at a Coldplay concert.

by vivthishandleisalreadyinuse July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

To be shamefully caught cheating with your non significant other in a public venue.

You're caught on the kiss cam with your sneaky link, you've been coldplayed.

by Operational Services July 27, 2025

Coldplayed

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

"Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard"

by kaiservee July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

Someone who is being caught cheating or being deceitful in a public event.

Andy Barron, the CEO of Astronomer, has been coldplayed last night.

by Gab641 July 19, 2025