A coiled turd with the last part being straight and sticking out of the water. Extremely difficult to do, but worth practicing.
by shlitzy November 08, 2007
Guy 1 : you know that kid tristan
Guy 2 : isnt he the one who did the downwards cobra with summer on chatroulette
Guy 1 : yea bro he is a pimp
Guy 2 : isnt he the one who did the downwards cobra with summer on chatroulette
Guy 1 : yea bro he is a pimp
by morning swimmers July 12, 2011
Zach: Phat Cobra is the man not only do i want to party with him, for some reason my mom does too, but i don't know why.
by phat cobra 93 October 21, 2007
by Gefilte Fist June 23, 2011
A Skidmark Cobra is the result of taking a dump, usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering you are not alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus dominating said cobra.
I didn't know there was a snake in the toilet. So, when he poked his head up I Skidmark Cobra'd with him!
I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.
I'm a Skidmark Cobra of AGO.
by He-is-man December 08, 2008
The clutcher curls his or her index and middle fingers to form fang like appendages. He or she uses the 'fangs' to separate the labia of the woman, so that his or her tongue can explore the deepest areas of the woman's lady bits. The clutcher then shouts "COBRA - LALALALALALALA!!!" flicking the tongue whilst pronouncing the "LALALA." This activity references the COBRA army from the 80's cartoon "GI JOE."
Man, did you get with that girl from the bar last night?
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.
by Serpentor November 03, 2007
Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.
by Bort August 13, 2008