cover 2 defense

Borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture assumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. The dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn't get racked.

I told him that his Mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.

by whiteboyDJ October 28, 2009

duck and cover

The way to protect yourself from everything from nuclear attacks to volcano explosions in the mid 20th century.

:Oh my God the soviets are attacking!!!
:Have no fear, just duck and cover.
(Boom, boom)
:Wow, thanks.
:Wanna go to the malt shop?...

by this is retarded April 23, 2006

Clever Bastard

Adj. To be proper fucking clever.

Sam Franklin is one clever bastard

by Icatel August 22, 2011

Cover Down

This is a military term for aligning yourself in formation with the person in front of you, so that when viewed from the front of a formation you all are covered and aligned correctly.

In the vernacular, to cover down means to get someone's back when they fuck up.

Example: "Where is Jones, why isn't he here?"

"He's at dental sergeant."

That's covering down.

When your wife drinks too much, you cover down on that shit, hold her hair out of the toilet, and tell nobody about it.

by CPT Ron May 25, 2020

Outkicking your Coverage

To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'

Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.

Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!

by Buteramerica April 24, 2009

cover letter

A legitimate reason for ending your life.

Writing cover letters is fucked.

by vivavoka October 8, 2009

cover hog

The one who always draws the covers in bed to himself, leaving his partner coverless

- Why don't you want to sleep with me anymore?
- 'Cause you're a cover hog.

by trepang December 14, 2009