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Chance Laneyy

And extremely attractive kid.
Long flowing dark hair.
Skinny Jeans,Band Tee,And Vans.
One of the most amazing people you'll ever have the opportunity to come across.
-"Whoa,That Chance Laneyy kid is fine as hell"

-"Holy Shit,I just met the most amazing guy I've ever came into contact with...his name was Chance"
by Lance Chaney November 18, 2011
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Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening
"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"
by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021
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sexond chance

The repeat opportunity for an individual to attempt sexual intercourse
He was too drunk to get hard, but it was my fault because she wasn't pretty enough. She wanted a sexond chance to prove herself.
by werewithall December 19, 2008
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Chance Sutton

He is a part of Team 10 on YouTube. He is half of Chanthony (Chance & Anthony). He is incredibly good looking!
That guy is nowhere near as hot as Chance Sutton.
by chelloisreal June 23, 2017
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Chance and Anthony

A part of a song that's auto-tuned so badly that it makes the rest of the song sound amazing by comparison.
Jake Paul: And cHaNcE and aNtHoNy
Viewers: MY EARS
by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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