Midland Casting Company

a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig

"that midland casting company is shit"

"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'

by Craig McA December 15, 2008

Mast Cast

Like a wank bank for dudes, the Mast Cast is girl's list of hot dudes she thinks about when pleasuring herself.

Girl 1: Ugh, another Valentines Day alone!
Girl 2: Sounds like a great night in with your mast cast. Who's your number 1?
Girl 1: Oh, Ryan Gosling, obvs! I just play that scene from the Notebook over and over again and I get off in no time.

by TrashyRomance February 22, 2013

meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.

Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."

by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014

the lie is cast

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".

Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.

by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014

rough casting

When you have explosive dihorrea which covers (rough casts) the loo in a splatter pattern.

I know I had a hot curry last night as this morning I was rough casting the pan.

by Devious Kreek July 23, 2015

Casting Boner

A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.

Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.

by sumyungguy69 July 5, 2018

el-cast

Community wrecker, the one person who helps your community but then wants to get paid and doesn't give a french frie. Don't be el-cast, don't be a dick.

Shawn Barney: Dude, i did SOO MUCH stuff for your community!
Alex Simplexey: Bro, you did nothing! *shows*
Shawn Barney: Bro, you better start paying me or i'll delete all the stuff and break your community
Alex Simplexey: You really are an el-cast, boyy...

by ChlorineBenzene August 10, 2018