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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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caesar

stupid dumbass that needs to be stopped and rejected by society
caesars mom:hey caesar your adopted
caesar:iknow you told me already
by randomdumbassthenegetivethird February 2, 2022
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julius caesar lopez

julius caesar lopez is jez’s hot ass boyfriend.
“damn julius caesar lopez is HER boyfriend?”
by j’s tankk April 16, 2022
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Caesar

*Caesar is crushed by a rock*
Joseph: SHIZZAAAAAAA
by SilvVee March 24, 2021
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Chicken Caesar salad

Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!
by Why_am_i_here123 October 23, 2019
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King Caesar

King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.
Producer 1: Hmm… What animal is this?
Producer 2: King Caesar
Producer 1: war
by Giragoji2x June 28, 2024
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Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 3, 2024
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