Barley Beard

The pussy hair of a girl who has who only has sex after consuming mass quantities of beer, ale or malt liquor

Man, me and Monica were going out for weeks and I got Nothing. Then she put away a twelver of Old Mil and I couldn't keep her Barley Beard off my face.

by Eldo76 November 20, 2010

barley soup

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion.

by Sergio Garcia August 16, 2006

bubley

Having qualities similar to those of Michael Buble, usually regarding physical characteristics

The bubley man knew why all the ladies were swooning as he walked down the street.

by cupcakecookiegirl February 27, 2010

Burled

When you have a bad match-up on Farmer's only.com

I got burled last night, the guy didn't know a rake from a tractor

by dong_cena44 October 15, 2015

Burly

Hufty without that touch of oomph

Oooooh! Look at that burly nerd!!!

by uogv March 21, 2019

Barley Boy

Boy with hair the colour of a rye field in August. Will likely seduce you with his knowledge of tree and moss species. May be seen in overalls, with flowers in his pockets, madly in love with the changing of the seasons.

Slang from the Humberhead Lowlands of Yorkshire.Rarely used but in a few villages, including Rawcliffe and Swinefleet.

Person 1: There he goes again, talking to the pigeons.
Person 2: Before long they'll nest on that curly white head of his.
Person 1: He truly is a Barley Boy.

by dannytabarnak April 15, 2020

Get gnarly with that barley

A cooler version of "get that bread".

You know the meme "Get that bread"?
No, I do know "Get gnarly with that barley".

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018